segunda-feira, maio 04, 2009

MEU NOVO VÍCIO

http://omegle.com/
você entra lá, aperta pra conversar, e PUM, tá conversando com alguém de algum lugar do mundo! hdahasdhas
conheci uns chineses legais lá, mas é claro que tem a galera que vai só pelo CYBER SEX, daí nóis aproveita a oportunidade qui deus nus deu:
("you" sou eu, no caso)

Stranger: are you male?
You: nope ^^
Stranger: ujmm
Stranger: how old are you?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
You: WHAT IS HAPPENING
You: A PENIS IS GROWING BETWEEN MY LEGS
You: OH NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: do you want see my penis?
You: I'M BECOMING A MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo...........
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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EDIT: ou então, quando não é gente querendo cyber sex, é gente TE ENSINANDO A ROUBAR WTF HASDASHLDSAJK

You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: whazzup?
Stranger: nothing i broke into a car
Stranger: u
You: WHAT.
Stranger: i broke into a car
Stranger: only a gps but
Stranger: nothing special
You: you're like, a burglar?
Stranger: im not a burglar lol anyone can do it
Stranger: even you could go into someones house undetected and steal shit
Stranger: you steal small valuable things
Stranger: or you steal big things and piss off in a hurry
Stranger: target warehouses
Stranger: they have insurance on basically everything so they wont give a fuck
Stranger: and always wear a full body wetsuit and hairnet
Stranger: and stickytape the bottome of your shoes so theirs no foot print marks
Stranger: and wear thick tight gloves

5 comentários:

shinya_dr1 disse...

WhaT THE FUUUUCK
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Carol disse...

HAHAHAAHHA AMEI

Carol disse...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: uh, hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you motherfucker
Stranger: you fucking camel fucker
You: omg, why?
You: what did i do?
Stranger: you pussy ass ginger dickweed
Stranger: pissface
You: gee, i'm a girl
You: be gentle
Stranger: i should go to you and beat you
Stranger: women deserve it
You: yes you should
You: i like that
Stranger: you fucking whore
You: go on
Stranger: you should be chained up you whorish slut
You: yes yesss
Stranger: fucking feminist fuckhead
Stranger: go die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awkner disse...

Stranger: Do you like Converse shoes?
You: nope, I prefer silent ones
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awkner disse...

Stranger: Do you like Converse shoes?
You: nope, I prefer silent ones
Your conversational partner has disconnected.